"we're all mad here"

18. Female. Sydney


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castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants
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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: secyass, via loserslol)

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via asuo)

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taggedbooty:

"were having pizza for dinner"

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"can you call and order it?"

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(via asuo)

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when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives
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marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via asuo)

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wow guys i cant answer all of your 0 anons

(Source: terminal-illusions, via kiss-me-vampire)

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snorgasam:

twerkingongaycountries:

chekhov:

That’s sociopathic

i would do this
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10knotes:



my hero







Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
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fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via lubricates)